Massacre! That's the word describing the recent atrocity at Fort Arrack after it was attacked by a group of HCF savages. The People's News Today has been given a confirmed unverified report that among the attacking HCF members, included comrade Y_ankees, Spurion, Gordge, Livided, and toontasker. Furthermore, a list of atrocities was given with that unverified confirmed report in which HCF members were involved in the consumption of human flesh, Zoophile activity with all domesticated animals, placing severed heads into a pyramid, and other activities considered too graphic to explain for a PG rated newspaper. When asked about his implication in the massacre, comrade Spurion answered, "I need to give a quote for the People's News Today?". The massacre of all the innocent comrades at Fort Arrack has yet to be justified by the savages of the HCF. Perhaps the horror of their own crime cannot even be justified with a response.

As the whole of the Civcraft World continues its frantic rush to bunker down in the event of an HCF attack, the Glorious City of Buenos Aires has made important steps to reform. Through a press conference, the Ideology Minister has declared that he was stepping down from his other role as the Defense Minister. He explains, "I've come to realize that perhaps arming workers with Little Red Books may not be the most effective method of combating an army of diamond wielding savages". In his place, a veteran soldier from the infamous Jackshold assault has taken the Defense Ministry position. Our Glorious Leader's choice reflects an ongoing series of reforms that will bring more stability to an already stable workers paradise.

The Workers Parliament has a new member today! After democratic considerations were made, our Glorious Leader chose comrade Grapeman as the latest member of this small yet vital assembly of important workers. Comrade Grapeman's unique appointment shows a willingness to allow an opposition figure to hold a government position. Many comrades question the fringe nature of his political philosophy with some calling him an anarchist and a traitor to the workers.

Finally, the experimental anti-traitor equipment on the Leninist statue has been taken down after it was quote, "Too successful for its own good". The People's News Today continues to inform you to the most important news of the day. Continue to support this 100% truthful publication by reading every word, or else.