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People's News Today: Peace!
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Peace! Just the very word itself can make a comrade salivate as though he's about to have his only taste of a big juicy steak. The destructive HCF has finally decided to declare a peace accord and cease fire. In a statement by comrade Gordge himself, he explains, "You see, I was going to have this well written speech that would involve pages of reading but instead, I ended up breaking my leg and now I must walk with a limp. Oh wait, we're talking about peace? Right, well we assumed that everyone surrendered...that is all". The Defense/Ideology Minister responded to such a bold statement by pointing out that the war between the HCF and Buenos Aires was in fact a stalemate. Our Glorious Leader today gave a speech at a crowded Forum in which he exclaimed, "We have fought hard comrades, mining cobble, digging potatoes, and throwing many comrades into the heat of battle with only their mandatory Little Red Book on hand. Today, I declare an end to the fighting as I've come to realize that the Anarcho-Capitalists are still worse than the HCF and this in turn makes the HCF a glorious comrade of the Leninist struggle!". It was only an hour later that our Glorious Leader then declared that we are no longer at war with the HCF and now we're at war with the Anarcho-Capitalists.

F*GGOT! A united word of oppression that the Anarcho-Capitalists came to express to their disgust at the reasonable agreement made by the HCF. The Anarcho-Capitalists have proven once more to be an incompetent force during the entirety of the war as they either avoided direct attacks, used little of the generous donations given to them, and even simply stopped playing Civcraft altogether. The average Anarcho-Capitalist can be identified by their selfish delusional ego, personal greed, and general contempt for the average worker. Of course, our Glorious Leader doesn't hate the average worker in the very least!

Reconstruction! Augusta is starting to look good again as mountains of cobble have virtually vanished without a trace. Comrades from An*stown have arrived to the city in order to clear away the damages caused by HCF aggression. Thanks to the HCF effort, the Anarcho-Capitalists have all but fled the city only to leave behind many of our leftist comrades to run the city. One of our political analysis explains, "A storm is brewing, a leftist storm! I predict a number of leftists attempting to gain segments of the city with little to no casualties. I personally advise taking an umbrella as there is a 60% chance of Molotov Cocktails showering down on the main streets".

Advertising! It's slick, glamorous, humble, full of contradictions! The city of Buenos Aires is said to look better than ever after the war. Located at Nether coords: 6, 685 towards Valenwood, the city experienced minimal damage during the war in comparison to other larger cities. Immigrants are flocking to get a chance to experience a true worker's paradise under our Glorious Venerable Leader Zombielenin! As always comrade, read our state sanctioned paper, or else.

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