Put on your best grey suit and your only pair of shoes because the entire city of Buenos Aires is going on the largest picnic in Civcraft history. It is advised to get all your belonging into a chest and carry it on your back for maximum efficiency! It's fun for the entire family as kids get to carry this very handy burlap sack or even carrying all your Marxmas presents in one easy to carry box. The recent invasion by two separate HCF attacks has cause large amounts of devastation to all segments of Leninist society. In an interview with an especially angry sheep herder, he proclaims, "The only good HCF member is a dead one". Luckily, the Leninist Museum was under renovation during the invasion and all valuables, including our Glorious Leader's favorite pet chicken Shasa, were spared from the rampaging savages. The Resource Ministry has begun organizing what westerners call recycling. This foreign idea of sustainable development is currently being encouraged as the iron and coal crisis has affected many comrades. The Resource Minister explains "Look, we just don't have enough coal to last us for even a decade so, instead we'll begin using charcoal. It's a renewable resource that only involves cutting down this unlimited supply of forest!".

In other news, as the counter attack on Augusta further devastates the city, comrade Naeemt has declared himself Dictator of Augusta. He explains that his need for autocratic powers derives from a wartime situation in which Democracy only hampers the defense of the city. Some dissidents among the exiled Augustans claim that he's in fact an HCF sympathizer. But if anything, political divisions during a time of war only hampers the effort of removing the HCF savages.

Know your HCF member! After extensive operations and quarantine tests by our finest scientists, we've found them to be 98.9% human! The remaining DNA strains seem to include a number of genetic defects and other DNA techno-babble that all translate to them being part pig. A researcher explains, "After eating this delicious porkchop sandwich, we went on to remove various organs including this heart. We found all the organs to be strangely similar to humans along with the feelings of pain without any form of numbing chemical agents. Otherwise, this has been a very fruitful session as we've come to understand our enemy even more".

Are you doing your part to fight the enemy? That's the question Comrade Zombielenin asks of you! Contribute to the war effort by planting a tree, reading your mandatory little red book, or carrying lava buckets and blocking off choke points. These are among the many simple ways you can serve the cause of the Leninist struggle. Better yet, you can continue to read these enlightening articles that remains sanctioned by our Glorious Leader!