Tonight, a glorious coalition of various ideologies teamed up under a united hatred of the HCF menace. The leader of this coalition, Foofed and fellow Anarcho-Capitalists, had the numbers on their side against the heavily outnumbered HCF members. The problem became apparent as leaders of the Coalitions were found reading Command Structures For Dummies upside down while scratching their head over the concept of organization. In the ensuing standoff, the entirety of the Coalition fortified under the HCF base and instead of making a direct attack, the confused Ancaps decided to take a wait and see approach. Members of the LSIF and other leftist organizations became increasingly frustrated by the lack of reaction along with the favoritism among the Ancap cronies.

The standoff that originally seemed to be within the Coalition's favor soon turned as HCF members multiplied from a mere 8 to over 20 soldiers during the hour staring competition. The 30 or so comrades of the Coalition soon realized that they could no longer hold back such a large force and in the ensuing confusion, made a full scale retreat. A spokesman of the Buenos Aires Defense Ministry explains, "Our comrades ran the fastest during the strategic withdrawal and I personally think that should count for something".

Among the ranks of the HCF, they celebrated by screaming homophobic slurs, screaming "U Mad?", and proclaiming that no one could lift. We could not get a clear statement from the leadership as many were too busy running around with lava buckets shouting, "Burn everything!". Perhaps it's time for the Ancaps to realize their flaws and allow a true leader to take the helm of power to defeat this destructive menace.