Hello comrades! As the World around us collapses into chaos, the workers of (Censored) remain content to live in the safest and least affected city in the entire World! Our Glorious Leader has declared that "The work must go on! There is nothing to fear, all is fine, and I'm not making this statement as an HCF member holds a sword behind my...ah..you don't need to poke my back that hard now". The city of Augusta remains a cobble ruin, Rothbards phallic buildings have been snapped in half, the glory of Prussia remains under endless streams of fire, and with all this destruction, the workers of (censored) can be thankful for our Glorious Leaders continuing efforts to maintain stability and prosperity. In a statement by the Ideology Minister, he insists "All is fine, come join the opening of the Museum of Lenin, witness the growing number of construction sites, and most importantly, enjoy the fresh air that our city has to offer".

In other news, Ancaps are quitting the server left and right as the massive amount of stress and what HCF members call "Butthurt" continues to discourage well known members from continuing to enjoy this amazing server. Right, and my HCF minder has told me to type, "You mad?". Various Ancap members, most notably CSsimplify, was said to have lost hundred of diamonds as he attempted a cowardly retreat from Augusta. He, along with other Ancaps began a massive redistribution of wealth to secret locations or through accidental deposits to HCF members. In an exclusive statement by Gordge himself, we asked him what he has to say to both the countless number of refugees and opposition figures. His reply was brief and to the point, "I'll get to you later, I'm busy killing".

Resistance continues to grow against the HCF and....oh, well it turns out all resistance has been destroyed and (Censored) has been spared due to its charm and good air. The workers of (Censored) remains a haven for all, no destruction, no suffering, only work and love of our Glorious Leader. We are not at war with the HCF, we're at war with everyone else. 2 2=4.5 From your favorite news network, read our paper, or else.