It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Santa Claus, no, it's Marx Claus! Our favorite comrade in his big jolly red proletarian workers suit has landed in Workers Square in front of the Workers Parliament in order to drop off these amazing gifts such as this new premium ration card for beef, a calendar with our Glorious Leader's face on each page, a new pair of fake leather work gloves, and much much more! During the festive redistribution of wealth, some workers noted the relatively thin physical build of our favorite Jolly Marxist. During the process of redistribution the wealth, Marx Claus's arm suddenly fell off upon attempting to haul the heavy bag full of coal to the young workers of the Playtime Factory. Shocked by his missing arms, the children blamed the coal for attempting to ruin their Marxmas holiday but the sudden appearance of the Ideology Minister brushed up the situation swiftly as he reattached Marx Claus's arm hence, saving the Marxmas Holiday festivities. Our Glorious Leader couldn't be found during the festivities citing a diplomatic mission in Mt. Augusta. So from your favorite news organization, we wish you a Merry Marxmas....or else.