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I Spy with my Large Spy Network...
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A magistrate who's name is of very little significance in this story scratched his nose while he was sat in his house. He is of very little significance because it will be another, completely different magistrate who will be involved in this story, a man by the name of Sir Harlfjor Rasher. The reason him specifically? He is an expert spymaster, and he was entering Mob's office now.

Sir Rasher rapped on the door thrice, no more and no less. Five raps was definitely out. After the three raps exactly, he entered the room, where the large, intelligent and unnaturally handsome figure of Lord Mob stood. Rasher bowed low, but held his head high to show Mob his large grin (for it was rumoured Mob loved it when people smiled). With his introduction, Mob pulled up a chair and sat down with Harlfjor.

"Sir Rasher, may I begin by thanking you for sparing the time to come by my humble abode"

"The pleasure's all mine my liege!"

"I'm sure you are aware of the recent Elephant War that has rampaged across the continent of Ullr..."

"We live in Pan Gu, sir"

"Really?" Mob looked questioningly, then realised his mistake and laughed "My apologies, I was simply experiencing déjà vu. Anyway, I chose you because you are a firm believer in Achintya, are you not?"

"It has ruled my life for ten years, sir"

"That's good to hear, Rasher. You see, we have made some secretive deals with certain nations, and as part of those deals we are tasked with a little, harmless piece of espionage. You have heard of the Lungarns, Rasher? Abominations of people who have been persecuting those who follow Achintya there?

"I have heard of them sir, and I want nothing to do with them"

"But Rasher, for the foreseeable future you will have everything to do with them. You must travel to the land of the Lungarns and watch every move they make, by setting up an intricate and invincible spy network in their lands. But before you go, a little task to test your loyalty to my allies."

With those words the door burst open to reveal two guards dragging in what appeared to be a bedraggled hobo. On his forehead was branded "Pagan".

"This man follows Novo Elefante, and threatens our faith Rasher. Your tasked with one simple task," a small, similar smirk hung on Mob's face. "Kill him"

Harlfjor Rasher gasped, and looked at Mob in confusion. This leader has helped led Glacies through an era of irrelevancy, seeming almost to promote the cohesion between the two different faiths that balanced the nation. And now he threatened to kill this person. But very soon, and I mean very soon because my iPad is at 2% charge, he knocked the man out and disposed of him. Without saying a word he marched out, set out to do his task.

And as he left, he heard a strange, ominous laugh echo from Mob's office.

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