5 Anno Sileo

• Funland declares war on Wodenburg, citing prevention from a future war with both Wodenburg and Albion.

• Wodenburg asks for Albion's help, because he's not strong enough by himself.

• Facing battle, Wodenburg changes it's national focus to help with the war effort. This will come back to bite them...

• Salvadare threatens Mob with war if he pillages the trade route with Wodenburg. Mob argues a lot with Salvadare.

• Funland attacks Kainz. After an intense fight the walls collapse and Kainz is Funnish. After hearing all the citizens crying Mob, quite justifiably, razes the city to the ground.

6 Anno Sileo

• Albion offers Wodenburg a loan, due to running on a deficit.

• With the new money Wodenburg buys more troops and marches on Funland, his army now 10,000 troops strong.

• /u/dwwojcik makes a polandball of Albion. Hooray!

• After rogue Wodenburg men were seen around the realm at night, while the officials were asleep, a sharp spike in goat population was noted. Is this to help with the war effort?

7 Anno Sileo

• Wodenburg marches on Gateon Port, with a massive army. Despite such huge odds, Mob defeats the entire invasion force, and Wodenburg is left defenceless.

• Albion declares war on Funland, since the treaty between them expired. They move on to Seapearl. Albion also changes it's national focus to aid it during war time.

• Albion marches on to Seapearl and overruns it. The island is now united under the Albions.

• Nexus denounces Funland for their purgings of the Sadland and Wodenburg people. Mob declares war on Nexus for denouncing them.

• Due to their change in national focus, and subsequently their abysmal governing ability, a plague breaks out in Kainz, which Wodenburg isn't able to contain. The virus spreads to Albion and Nexus, the two other people Mob was at war with (how lucky). Although Albion and Nexus cure it, Wodenburg does not and is overrun with plague. Perditia Nova also catches the plague.

• Facing bankruptcy, plague, war and chaos Wodenburg has reached it's breaking point. Slowly the leader crawled to the feet of Albion, pleading for a protectorate status under them, under the circumstance that Albion would destroy Funland entirely. Albion accepts, and sets sail for the Mainland.

• Gateon Port is the first target. Due to the Funnish army being mostly destroyed, the city falls, and plans begin on razing it.

And with that, you now know where the war stands. Will Albion destroy Funland completely? Will Mob kill even more sad people? Will Wodenburg continue to grovel and plead? Find out next time, on...

The Super Awesome Funnish-Albion War!

^{In cinemas near you}