Walls crumbled. Men fell. Screams filled the air. The day was completely chaotic, with both Wodenburg and Funnish men collapsing into the blood-soaked mud. The fighting was intense, but at the end of the day, the Funnish soldiers crumbled the walls and massacred the soldiers. Women and children screamed as they entered, but on the rubble above them, standing tall and smirking proud, was the man they dreaded. Mob the Glorious.

The populace was rounded up by Mob's feet, shocked looks scarring their faces. They look at the smiling, crazed man above them, and the Soldiers in Pink, grinning equalling large. A large, horrifying beast stood by the side of Mob, drool dripping down it's cheek. Hungry for blood. Then, Mob began to speak.

"Greetings...pitiful shits", he exclaimed, his grin growing larger. "Your pathetic defenders tried defending your city, did they? Well, look how good a job they've down at that!" He laughed at that, and kicked a dead Wodenburg archer down the rubble to prove his point. "The real question is whether I should leave you alive, however. Because, quite frankly, I've got an idea of killing every single one of you"

At that, several children in the crowd started crying. Their mothers tried to comfort them, but it was too late. A hint of mad fury glinted in Mob's eyes, as he screamed, "Soldiers! Find those fuckers! They'll learn to follow the Funland way!" With that, the gleeful soldiers hacked through the crowd to get at the dismal wretches. Quickly enough, the children were hauled to the front, crying their eyes out. Nothing could save them.

The soldiers threw their faces onto the ground, and within a moment began the terrible deed of beheading them. All the women of the town screamed now, and with that the fate of Kainz was decided.

"Raze the city!" Roared Mob, the crazed scream taking him over completely, save for the large grin on his face. "Kill everybody that frowns!" The soldiers nodded, and set off, hacking and burning and pillaging. Women screamed, Tickle Monsters charged, and babies died. The spirits of the dead joined those from Sadland, and by the end of the day there was nothing left of the city.

Mob looked onto the wreck of the ruins. And grinned ever harder. With that, he gave the order to ride back to Gateon Port, where his soldiers would feast and celebrate, like they did every night.

Effect; Kainz is razed, and every citizen killed (albeit a few who managed to escape). This means Kainz will no longer be a city, and the Wodenburg army cannot gain supplies here if they pass by.