Mob noticed it many years ago. The way Albion and Wodenburg sided with each other more and more in international debates, and that with each month they seemed to hate Funland more. Although he had no proof, since he was rivalled to them both, it seemed very likely that, as soon as the Albion peace treaty expired, they would pounce on Funland, which would be an attack Mob would not survive.

So, although it would be a hard war, Mob had been preparing. Finally his researchers had discovered the information to give him the upper hand in wars: Steel. With this significant advantage, Mob knew that if he did not fight on his own terms, he would be forced to fight a two front war he couldn't win.

Therefore, the next day, Mob decided to declare war on Wodenburg, without the intent to invade Albion afterwards. The Funnish Tickle Monsters shall walk into the city of Wodenburg victorious!

M: I will PM the battle plan to the mod who will take care of the rolls for this war.

As of now, Wodenburg has not discovered Steel (although they're about to do a roll for that). I just want to disclaim that I was planning on doing this battle two days ago, but a series of posts where there were no mods who would take my rolls led to a delayed invasion post.

Also, even though there was a secret post about Wodenburg planning to invade Funland with Albion, I maintain that I am not meta-gaming. Given the thoughts Mob would be having, he would probably have declared this war as well. Also, I was planning on invading Wodenburg since day 1 (no offence /u/Mad_Tanker)