Coming soon - Get a detailed view of why an account is flagged as spam!
view details

This post has been de-listed

It is no longer included in search results and normal feeds (front page, hot posts, subreddit posts, etc). It remains visible only via the author's post history.

3
The Power of Steel
Post Body

After months of research, and many executions, the funland scientists finally found out the secret to improving weaponry. It appears that by mixing iron with carbon the resultant material is far superior in weaponry than the previously used iron. The scientists wished to call this metal 'Steel', but mob had them executed for not naming it after him. They just didn't see the irony of it.

However, now that Funland has steel, we have improved the capability of our troops weapons. From now on, Funnish Swordsmen are called Broadsmilers (named after their weapon, the Broadsmile). Funnish Cheermen will be Funnish Pike-Pointers. Also, the previous Tickle Monster Riders will now equip pikes instead of spears.

In order to put our weapons to use, all of our army will head of north, with orders to scout as much land as possible. They will engage in combat with any barbarians found, and afterwards we will clear as many tiles as we have men for it. This is in hope that we will discover new nations and treasures to bring back to the capital.

Glory to Funland! May everyone be forever cheerful!

Author
Account Strength
100%
Account Age
9 years
Verified Email
Yes
Verified Flair
No
Total Karma
30,812
Link Karma
7,398
Comment Karma
23,371
Profile updated: 4 days ago
Posts updated: 9 months ago
Mob the Glorious

Subreddit

Post Details

We try to extract some basic information from the post title. This is not always successful or accurate, please use your best judgement and compare these values to the post title and body for confirmation.
Posted
8 years ago