Greetings world. I am Genadelose Een, glorious ruler of the magnificent nation of Spardshock. My perfect race of Rat-People need breathing room, as you know, which is why we plan on invading the nation of Poland to our east. Some of you may have assumed Spardshock and Ugria would be enemies, but I wish to call them into this war with a promise of splitting the land between us. We will negotiate borders afterwards, depending on how much each person commits into the war.

The strategy is simple. We are expecting to crush the measly Poles easily, so we will adopt our natural tactic of digging up underneath them, then revealing ourselves right up below them and eat as many as we can. This is how we will conquer town after town, until the whole realm is subjugated.

If you have anything you wish to say to the Poles, say it soon, because quite quickly there won't be any Poles left to hear what you say.