I heard form Jeffery that some of the newfreinds have not heard of Jeffery. I am here to tell you about him.

Jeffery- or 'The Anomaly'- is a deity and spirit that uses a rather large birch tree as a host. Jeffery is defended and by his chosen few, the Sages, to keep his physical form intact. While the reason for this is unknown to the Sages, it is a job that has been passed down from Sage to Sage for hundreds of years.

At the moment, the modern day Jeffery Sages Vosburgh (Voll27) and Quinn (LetsplayCmansez) are transforming Jeffery's divine words into a collection of books. There is a 'core' book, detailing the religion- and then there are books describing Jeffery's misadventures with Sages previous.

The Jeffery Sages are not the only rank present within the religion of Jefferyism- there are more.

The ranking system is as follows:

• Jeffery Heathen: Nonbelievers.

• Jeffery Peasants: Believers Without Ranking.

• Jeffery Guardians: These people have been appointed to protect and defend Jeffery with their lives by the Jeffery Sages under the instruction of Jeffery.

• Jeffery Monks: These people are also chosen by Jeffery through the Jeffery Sages. These people are charged with the task of going and spreading the word of Jeffery to all the people.

• Jeffery Sages: This is the highest Jeffery rank. Sages can speak directly to Jeffery, at any time. The Jeffery Sages are tasked with appointing the Jeffery ranks, writing his story down, and managing his physical form.

Currently there have been four reincarnations of Jeffery's physical form that the present Sages have nurtured; throughout a time period of almost a decade. There have been hundreds of Jeffery trees that past Sages have had to guard, and there have been a total of 126 Jeffery Sages in all of recorded history. Here are some pictures of the first Jeffery tree that the current Sages have seen.

Right now there is one Jeffery Guardian (Hutch), and there is one Jeffery Monk (Kilo). If you wish to become a Jeffery Guardian or Monk, you need to prove yourself to Jeffery and the Jeffery Sages. You also need to tell us your name and if you are a believer, because we don't want to ask some heathen to be a Jeffery Monk (SAM).

AMEN

Praise Jeffery

EDIT:I forgot to add pictures