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The Big Thread O' Notdeath's dive into the deep end
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I've had a long night, so please excuse the boatloads of satire I've been dumping.

It appears NotDeath has gone off the deep end, and has just been spewing bullshit.

First, he was talking of revolution to a few people. It scared the shit out of us at first. Here are his "plans".

Then, he tried to burn down our community chest, but failed because I reinforced it. Anyone have pics/snitch logs of that? After that, he effectively controlled Suilven and sent demands to Cman and Cetracey. (Need some screenies of that, por favor)

A few hours later, he came on and started running around in diamond armor, with a diamond sword, asking us if we "know how it easy it would be to kill everyone in Suilven right now?" We called him on his angsty BS, and he continued to spew.

He built some cobblestone shit, which we promptly tore down. Every time he'd build it, he threaten to attack us, which we ignored and tore it down anyway. He started lighting campfires, calling people cutesy names, and calling himself the firelord.

It ended in a standoff near the cliff, then he just forgot about it and stopped talking.

Full album for hilarity, in no particular order. I can upload more accurate screenies tomorrow, but i'm too tired.

How I picture him right now

Tl;dr: He's not a threat, call him on his bullshit, and pearl the fucker if he does anything.

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