Cap'n Matemas, reportin' fer duty, aye!

Aye ye lubbers, th'army's still waylaid under s'me reformin' tha Jeruk's begun, an' we're te cover their ragged asses fer the time bein'. As such, and as tha Gran' Poobah er somesuch that tha Ti-maan's made me, I say we're te do a spo' 'o' pillagin' to take tha pressure of Glanchestarr!

So let's make some noise, yar! We sail fer Lisbay and place tha city under siege! All 94 ships 'o' us, tha is! Well, 'cept for 14. After we begin a naval siege o' the place and say the necessarry yars and hars, they're te break off inta groups o' two, and be seven diffrent patrols of the Lisbayn Straits, yar. If they find tha Pelarian Fleet, they come back, grab tha other 80 thas siegin' Lisbay, and we all rum it up at maxi' sail and pilfer 'em a new one! They may be just one, they may be seventeen, an' they may be six-tee-three, but no more, yar har! An' thas' te say, o'course, tha we don't already find 'em sittin' a'anchor in the Port-o-Lisbay!

Aye, ye blasted scallywags, now get tha fook goin'!