Hello CivMC.

It is my great pleasure to announce to you two months or so late that USA not only did not find most of Icenia's wealth during their sperg out session in the city, but they also left us over 4 stacks of diamonds thanks to adding Bewsij on obby groups. (lol!)

Anyways. Here's a how to guide on protecting your shit

• Scenario: some shit eating 14 year olds who have more time to practice PvP than you because you're old as fuck and have a job are breathing down your neck because "it's a game bro" and you said something mean to them in ! chat two years ago. They want to get your shit and post an "epic" PvP video of ganking you on the subreddit with the same shitty EDM music under it because they have shit taste too. Hopefully someday they'll get into ambient techno or something

HOW DO YOU STOP THIS MADNESS

• Dropchest all your important factories in random ass locations that you can loadstone into. That way, they spend hours looking for it but won't unless they have x-ray (likely) or are very lucky.

• Dropchest your wealth in random areas without any indication of it being there same goes for factories. ST a slice of grass, put it on top of where you dig down or loadstone. Lol. Keep em' looking.

• Only keep what you immediately need in easy to access areas...but still diamond reinforce a shitton of chests that way, you can do what you need to do to keep your city moving, but you won't lose too much if shit randomly hits the fan one day.

• Make any defensive infrastructure annoying as fuck to get through the less time you spend clicking on people who want clicks, the less good footage for their shit and piss PvP video you can give them and the more time they spend breaking redundant blocks of obby to get to the center of a bunker which holds nothing.

• Obby in your shit if you have no chance of beating them LOL USA didn't even fucking bother with Icenia's groundbunker. It was full of our obby. We checked the chests after the war and non were popped. Get fucked.

I promise you, the more boring you make it to raid the less likely people will do it, and if they do...you can gain solace in the fact that they're going to be probably getting a B- or C in their next test because of how much of their time you'll be wasting.

Stay turned for the next epic "one IPA on an empty stomach" post from me. It will be on detecting alts and what to do with them.