The Estalian Pact has gone too far this time.

I have sat back for too long and watched this sham of an organization get away with too much for too long. It is not good and enough is enough. Here is my story:

Chosen (king of zero zero) returned home over the weekend declaring operation ‘nut the hole’ a total success, adding: “nick has been handed orders and nuthole will be demilitarized and then sold off as planned”.... “Those fucking butternutters will never nut again!”.... And “glory to estalia!”

jbb , minister of eastern affairs, meanwhile submitted his final reports on “operation mesa messing”. Noting - “It’s a total success, nothing is left of gang shi.” and “I can’t believe those stupid fucks actually trusted me to lead them anywhere.” Truckman later wired the gangshi trustfund bucks out of several secret mbg accounts to secret overseas location. Hello?

After several complaints from neo-sec forces. Grand Inquisitor (dark)s4nta went rogue. “They’re upset when we do nothing, they’re upset when we do anything, i’m beginning to think these are just upset people…” … “If they’re going to bitch i’m going to give them something to bitch about…” with that several estalian black sites underneath altepetl were activated, as the kelp bots ramped up…. “Let them eat tps drops” sfanta remarked before logging off. (The world police congress would later vote to retroactively approve the operation and clear santa of any wrongdoing)

As part of estalias continued clandestine mission to constantly undermine server peace and stability - Gregy165 (emperor of world police) was touring the northern facilities when they became stuck in an allied iceroad “those fucking romans will pay for this”. Using last months codes, gregy called in a drone strike on saturnalia, but accidentally blew up a bridge in mta instead. “Whatever… at least we can still get another voter tree...” - (the event was later covered up as a "routine" vulnerability test of mtas glaring lack of city bastions)

Back in rome - gray911 returned after traveling to mtdoom, then to fempire, then back to mtdoom again, remarked: “honestly, that was a lot of boating, I don’t know if they could have done it without me” - (taking off his Graydawn_ disguise) - “the real mission was a success, everyone thought i was estalian, everything bad spqr does will be blamed one estalia.”

As things settled down, interpol agents from around the server gathered at the secret santa bunker underneath doom city to discuss next month’s plans to fuck over the server. One operator suggested raiding the monument bank group before being cut off: “who do you think paid for this fucking place?!?”. Encouraging reports on the new DIRT embussy project to install hakr as general secretary of civUN were read aloud before the CUB updates: Shareholders disclosed secret documents unveiling operation ContinueUsingBlocks as a complete success: “we’ll soon be able to send tnt carts to every rail station on the server the second someone misses a payment.” … “It really is a masterstroke; soon they’ll just be paying us to not send the carts” one director noted. The closing ceremony was a triumph for shadySauce (wP postmaster general) who remarked: “I have to admit without the overwhelming support of the Elysian Pact I have no idea how we could have overcame a derelict 1-man-nation.”

The estalian pact needs to be stopped. There are many such cases. For me it was the unethical cat girl experiments in vinland when I realized change was needed.

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