A while back I made a comment to ComradeNick that BUILD was just like the Chinese-led BRICS alliance. I apologize to Nick because I truly think PPIS (henceforth known as PISS alliance) takes the cake, eats it, and violently throws it up over the lap of respectable nations on this server.

Without seeming too jaded about the Buttsex War and the inevitable results of a bunch of random middle schoolers being added to Reluctance vault groups, I've decided to compile a list of reasons why PISS sucks. In order of importance to me.

• The only person who can PvP worth a damn in this alliance is a Green Bay P*ckers fan. Go Lions.
  

That's the only reason I can think of right now because I have to go back to work. FUCK the Green Bay Packers and GOD BLESS Jared Goff. Icenia is PROUDLY a nation based around the tenacity of Detroit. They've tried to kill the city off, but it just keeps kicking and craft breweries are popping up all around it like weeds—which is great for people who beermax like me. What does Green Bay have? A football team. That's IT. Sure, you can get Spotted Cow in Wisconsin, but I doubt ANYBODY IN PISS APPRECIATES IT.

As I sit here, in the waning months of Oberon Season I think to myself how GREAT it is that the Lions are going to beat the Packers this year—again. While I may have "lost" a war on e-lego simulator to a bunch of 12 year olds on summer break while I, and the rest of Icenia, worked for money I will rest easy tonight knowing that the Lions are HOT.

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