Greetings, for the past few weeks you may have noticed me touching grass. That’s because I got a puppy. Pretty epic. She’s a mini Aussie. It’s also why I really don’t like Kibbles right now, and would appreciate it if they turned themselves in for a way out. I’m already dealing with one rambunctious “child” in my life, I don’t need the whole kindergarten.

The SEC as a whole wanted to provide a brief summary of the events occurring in the -,-.

Recently the SEC received concerning information that “TheBoss” had created a convoluted, “goofy ahh” plan to attempt pearling SEC members. We also had intel that Boss planned on doing goofy things to Yoahtl, for whatever reason.

TheBoss/Kibbles previously had citizenship in Icarus and by extension was a “member” of the SEC and as a result was contained by an Cognitohazard containment crew inside Icarus’ skybunker for insiding.

TheBoss logged in after two days and was broken out by SOGGYHOBO using his group access and kited to a bunker with him east of Winterbourne, from now on affectionately called ‘Kibblestan’, or ‘Shartlandia’ in this post.

Dawsonisrainy then joined them and, shortly after, obby-bomber Somebra, and the local daycare students known as Tuna420, Jakub_Tyrell. They had a bunker, and we said “uhhh cringe?” and decided that they needed to forcibly pack it up.

This bunker was disabled at midnight on March 18th. The Kibblestanis counter attacked and broke an immature vault bastion, then “attacked” Icenia City.

During this attack, they attempted to obby-bomb as well as grief the terrain and eventually fled after pearling Raeders who had DC’d because he can’t afford and Ethernet cable.

After this, SEC fighters managed to free Raeders and pearled Dawson after he disconnected at some point during the fighting due to playing on EU “maccas” wifi. He is in timeout for the time being, sentence pending.

The list of players we are actively pursuing in association with this is below:

• Somebra
• TheBoss___ (aka Kibbles)
• Tuna420
• Jakob_Tyrell (aka CEO of COPPA)
• SOGGYHOBO (aka Zap)
• Dawsonisrainy (aka straight lines) (pearled)

We believe that SEC cities are for the most part, still safe to travel to; however, use your best judgment based on this public service announcement.

Points of contact - try to message one that’s online: Lagiacrus#5967 (Lagiacrus) Zolo#7662 (zolo17) Drekamor#3731 (Drekamor) Yodabird19#1542 (yodabird19) Gjum#9082 (Gjum) chrischrispie#7502 (ChrisChrispie) JuniorTide#0254 (JuniorTide) jahlani#7483 (Raeders)