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A Call to Arms!
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I, Baalshillek II, like so many of you have been harmed by the horrible Egyptian plague, which has devastated our lands and taken our dearests' lives from them. My own father, a great and noble man, a true fighter for his people, was killed and brutally tortured by the Egyptian plague-agents, as merely passively infecting people with their wretched virus is apparently not enough for them.

While it comes as a great, albeit perhaps impious, relief to me to hear of the death of the Egyptian plaguemaster and the advance of brave Zulu soldiers upon the last Egyptian holdout, this alone is not enough. Not enough to secure justice for our fallen friends and family, not enough to prevent more lives from being senselessly lost. It has come to my attention that, in a fit of ultimate evil, the plaguemaster's last act before leaving this world to face judgement in the next was to try to damn us all further, to unleash another vile pathogen upon us, to wreak untold pain, suffering, and loss upon us all.

This pathogen cannot be allowed to spread, or the good of the living and the honour of the dead.

I call upon all the righteous nations and peoples of the world, all noble states and enterprises, regardless of caste, colour, or creed, to join me in one final, resolute effort to eradicate the plaguemaster's last abomination before it starts. In memory of my fallen father, and of all the other who lie dead at the plage's feet, I am spearheading a campaign to decisively and comprehensively quarantine and eradicate every last trace of the variant plague from Memphis, to rid this world of it before it spreads to ravage all our lands, lands still recovering from the brutal effects of the original plague. By any means necessary.

But, I am but one man. I need money, prayers, soldiers, labourers, tools, machinery, specialized expertise, and other such aid to complete this noble quest. So please, for the sake of all humanity, and in honour of the noble fallen, lend me your aid so that I may rid the world of the last deadly plague of Egypt.

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