The Formal Declaration of Defence of :japan~1:

AFFIRMING that :japan~1: is the very bestest emoji,

APPALLED at the blatant discrimination against Mk6 Japan by the CHG Discord voters,

ALARMED BY the failure of democracy to remove redundant emojis like the two fingerguns and the two blob with arms thing,

GUIDED BY the rise of several members' unhappiness with the removal of other emojis, beyond just :japan~1:,

CONFIDENT in the declaration by State Capitalism and Fascism that democracy is a pile of stinky poo,

EMPHASISING that people do not vote for emojis based on how well they can be used, but by how good that thing looks,

DISTURBED that no action to overrule the vote has been taken yet,

• DECLARES a need to defend the Mk6 Japans against the tyranny of the common people

  • Proposes an army funded by the defenders of :japan~1:, :yay: and other removed emojis;

• CALLS FOR a united stand against democracy and a return to full authoritarianism in order to reinstate :japan~1: against the will of the people;

  • Notes that should :japan~1: be re-instate that such a call is unnecessary;

• CREATE a committee to organise and plan a coup of the discord server to reinstate :japan~1:

  • Notes that should :japan~1: be re-instated that such a coup is unnecessary and ridiculous;

• PUBLICLY RIDICULES the idea that emojis must be removed to make room for better emojis on the following counts:

  • No such better emojis have been found,
  • The emoji limit has not been reached,
  • By being the very bestest emoji, no emoji can be better than :japan~1:;

• RECOMMENDS that all defenders of lost emojis fight back against such blatant destruction of speech by actively using the emojis even though they have been temporarily removed;

  • Reminds the United Defenders that they may remove an emoji, that they may remove a user, that they may destroy everything, but that they cannot destroy the idea that is a :japan~1: emoji.