Yakutia

A Winner Is Us: We are unstoppable! Our armies crush our enemies into dust, our scientists invent gunpowder while our rivals still use bronze spears, and our cities grow while everyone else's don't! There is the minor issue of our entire government being assassinated, but that matters little compared to our inevitable victory!

• Option 1: Our current policies and strategies are clearly working wonders. No need to do anything but stay the course and continue winning, one step at a time.

• Option 2: Our current pace is fine, but it could be better. Deploy all units into battle, with no home leave! Order all scientists and engineers to work triple-overtime! We will dominate Clusterfuckia faster than anyone could possibly imagine!

• Option 3: Despite all our winning, our leadership was assassinated. Such an act cannot go unpunished. There is only one place where such skilled assassins are found: the remnants of Roman Poland. We shall burn Poland to the ground for this insult! [WARNING: MAYBE WAR!]

• Option 4: We're already clearly the best at everything, so why not enjoy our supremacy for a bit? Let's all enjoy some relaxation in our luxurious estates, patronize some artists and philosophers, and eat lavish feasts, like true rulers should.

California

Government Shutdown: A vicious, partisan debate in the Imperial Senate, followed by several unscheduled naps by leading senators, meant that our government failed to pass a budget on time. Thankfully, a budget was eventually passed, but not before several minutes of budget sequestration managed to impede Californian operations Clusterfuckia-wide.

• Option 1: Sounds like the inept government needs to be slimmed down, if they can't do anything useful. Lower taxes for everyone!

• Option 2: No u! Clearly, the government is so cash-starved that it can barely function anymore. Higher taxes for everyone!

• Option 3: Sounds like the deliberative process of our government is at fault. Dissolve the Imperial Senate; all power to God-Emperor Ronald Reagan III!

• Option 4: Maybe, we need more democracy...?

Germany

Soup's Coup: After the death of Kaiser Hermann, Maximilian von Lohengram, surprising nobody, unilaterally declared himself Fuhrer of Germany, and expelled all former government officials. Despite his lack of any practical means to enforce his not-so-sudden seizure of power, everyone else seems to more-or-less be going along with it. Or are they?

• Option 1: Glory to von Lohengram, and his new military dictatorship! Death to the enemies of Germany!

• Option 2: Glory to von Lohengram, and his new cult of personality! Praise the great saviour of Germany!

• Option 3: Glory to von Lohengram, and his new people's government! Glory to the proletariat!

• Option 4: Coup's are bad. They make our great nation look like some uncivilized barbarian shithole. Glory to the legitimate government; death to von Lohengram!

Sweden

Serious Business: We're a very serious, dour nation. While other countries employ debunked economic shenanigans, forcibly rename their enemies' cities, or give up on the world domination thing and open a hitman business, we consistently write deep, rational RP. While other civs collapse into civil wars, coups, and power vacuums, we are unified and strong.

• Option 1: Yes we are.

• Option 2: No we aren't! You take that back!

• Option 3: Yes, we are, but we shouldn't be. Let's spice things up a little!

• Option 4: Yes, we are, but we really shouldn't be. Let's spice things up a whole lot! [WARNING: MAYBE WAR!]

Poland

Accounts Receivable: Our accountants have been combing through our finances, and they've realized something alarming! We don't have the money our many clients were supposed to have paid us! This an outrage!

• Option 1: We can worry about those cheapskates who ripped us off later, right now we have bills to pay! I'm sure we have citizens of our own who refuse to pay their fair share of taxes, and I'm sure we have some old German-Polish war memorabilia we could auction off, too.

• Option 2: Those scheming cretins who defrauded us must not go unpunished! And I'm sure all of our elite assassins whose work was unknowingly devalued feel the same way. [WARNING: MAYBE WAR!]

• Option 3: Maybe we're being too hasty here. The Overseers of the Universe are just, and surely if they're made aware of our stolen money, they'll make things right. The Gods will ensure that we're properly rewarded for our hard work, even if not in the form of gold bricks.

• Option 4: We're assassins, not misers! We can't lower ourselves to be concerned over trivial matters such as a few hundred missing worthless yellow rocks. Assassination is an exquisite art form, not a crude trade to be peddled to the highest bidder.

Rome

The Last Worker: The great Roman state stands forever unconquered! A lone Roman work team, the last of its kind, still roams the countryside. What does the Roman government-in-exile wish for their last of their citizens to do?

• Option 1: Mine! The last worker will roam the hills and mountains, pickaxes in hard, searching for precious metals and gemstones to sell off, to embiggen the Roman treasury with.

• Option 2: Fight! The last worker will hammer its spades into swords, and prepare to fight a valiant, albeit doomed, last stand against the vile Yakutian and Californian oppressors. [WARNING: MAYBE WAR!]

• Option 3: Build! The last worker will grab some axes, and begin chopping down trees, in order to construct a new city for the Roman people

• Option 4: Flee! The last worker will grab some axes, and begin chopping down trees, in order to construct a seagoing vessel to escape Clusterfuckia in.