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Fauna of the Gods
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As I have nothing else to do but sit within my Phylactery and wait for my body to be regenerated, I have taken to my research of the fauna of the world. I have observed them, and their interactions with each other, to determine the true origins of the various creatures, cute or creepy, that inhabit the world.

Hedonia - She is the god of Villagers and Man. We are creatures, akin to all of the others. We drop all we have of value upon death, as they do. Easiest of the bunch.

Akira - Has not, as of yet, created a creature, though I believe there to be a connection to a dimension simply referred to as "The End." I haven't yet had the resources to commit deeper research, as there isn't much information on the subject.

Malachi - Malachi is who breathes life into the simplest, and strangest, resident of the world: slimes. He infuses artificial life into otherwise lifeless slime, allowing it to bounce, bound, and flolloping around their habitats.

Handel - He has allowed the prolific, herd-tempermented animals. Cows, Sheep, Pigs, Rabbits, and Chicken-Ducks. Peacefully stupid animals for a peacefully stupid ideal. Praise be his name.

Auriel - She had a hand in, curiously, the Creepers. She has breathed life into them from the sun themselves, as they appear to be some form of sentient moss. They are the natural guardians, ensuring that the earth is kept pure.

Nito - Almost as obvious as Hedonia, Nito is Lord of the Undead, and of the Hell-Creatures that live within the Nether. Zombies, Skeletons, Ghasts, and Fire-Spirits that exist within the Nether are his charge. The Withered Skeletons he leads are his Elites, lead by their Commander, the Wither.

Draconis - The newest god in the pantheon, if time were relative to the gods, he controls the mysterious Endermen. He seems to have his hand in the deep, ancient magics from the Plane Beyond Planes, where "The End" was dumped, twisted and warped into what was interpreted as perfect.

Sagmes - Sagmes only had his hand in one creature. I had to search and dig around for very ancient scrolls recorded away in here, and I dug up something that even I find truly vile. Silverfish are these evil bugs that grow and proliferate like louse in stone. They can lie dormant for centuries, eons, simply waiting. They wait, and wait. Finally, some poor lost soul wanders into the dark corners they lurk in, and they attack in swarms.

This is only based upon my observations, and texts I have read over the years. If the Pontifax of Cubism, /u/Devonmartino would like to run it against the holy documents, I would be more than happy to add them to my catalog.

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