there's quite a lot of them and even a few doubles. lets begin! (shit in italics are my commentary or something)

• Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked. (nice meme)

• I hate you MoP. We were going to try and pearl you on another server, but Someone stopped us (now im interested who this is)

• everyone on civex is a degenerate autist mongoloid -bonkill

• Ayutia helped out bonkill during the war fuck you arcation

• #Trump2016!

• I'm actually bonkill

• I'm a professional mineman vote rigger

• a not long time ago, a good friend of mine came over(its about a three hour drive) and we hung out, and ended up sleeping together. after the festivities, i waited for her to stop crying so i could start crying, and i think i still have feelings for her. a few days afterward, i started dating my current girlfriend. shit's fucked, yo

• I'm not as cute, friendly, and innocent as I seem. Life is hard sometimes, I'm just good at covering it up.

• Sometimes I think I format things the way I do, because then when I go 'off the record', it seems more genuine and sincere, and friendly. Да

• I want to have good pr but whatever I try to doot improve it it always fails

• I was originally going to make a secret nation but I gave up

• I'm not actually a sociopath...I just decided to pretend I was because my life is incredibly boring.

• I'm not sure if I even want to play Civex anymore. I've never been part of a group for so long without somehow fucking it up. I'm happier alone.

• fuck you you aren't the boss of me

• I still regret things done on 2.0 but the one I regret the most is the time that I betrayed some of my best friends ending it lots of salt and some hurt friendships that have yet to recover. Idk if it was worth the short lived fun.

• Once I went to a singles bar for pirates, called "The Hookup"

• I know the names of several agents of n9ne, and know for a fact they've already managed to infiltrate virtually every single nation. glhf.

• here's a long one, so i put it in a pastebin for you --> here

• Two of my kittens died last month of the same leg problem. :(

• I'm bored of everything being so repetitive

• Whenever I logged onto doc I would have a client on, and I was always hacking. Never hacked on civex tho

• I am just here to watch this place die from a fiery death.

• I dislike dorado and veria

• MoP is still irrelevant

• another long one, so here's a pastebin. warning, it's a very bad shitpost. ---> here

• I never meant for Irongrad to be so big.

• my friends pressured me into trying to ruin an ex's life. i only sorta went through with it until I realized it was a shitty idea

• I don't actually have any confessions so I will just ask you to donate $1 to the Bring Back AutoMod organization. You can make a difference (i have detected "dedication" in your post!)

• I had been planning it from the beginning. (what)

• I just want to see the confessions

• Most civex 2.0 nations could be destroyed in one night by a group of 3 players. Wiped out and completely looted.

• I'm getting a new jaw and I'm all alone for the recovery period :((

• I framed a player as being an alt and got him banned because the staff trusted me

• there was this copypasta

• I tell people I work at a restaurant but I really work as an escort and porn model

• I've been playing on another Minecraft server while waiting for 3.0, and it's been so long I won't be switching once it comes out... (let me guess... devoted.)

• i got lost in yosemite on purpose

• i actually used many alts during 2.0 (one of them more or less was my 2nd idenity) and i plan to use them again on 3.0. i also think phaxar was a really good admin and he should be put in charge again. aslong as his password has been changed from footballfan08 (L M A O)

• nerdchop was active on 2.0 for the first half (oh shit, really? im actually a bit surprised)

• Devonmartino is actually using donation money to buy premium dank memes (fuckin knew it)

• even though i dont like trump i think he was a better canidate than hillbill.

• civex 3.0s launch date will be announced on the 2nd of February.

• I'm a well-know player on the server and I've got a hidden side that no one knows about; I am actually struggling with depression, anxiety, and I hate my life. My life is a joke and I consider myself worthless but I can't do shit about it. No one knows this, and I'm scared of it getting out to anyone I know.

• the ip of the civex 3 test server is 192.168.25565 (DONT TELL ANYONE)

• civex has ties to pizzagate #NEWEVIDENCE #PIZZAGATE2K16 #NOTACONSPIRACYBUTTRUTH

• There is 1 famous twitch player that apparently plays on the server. during the stream you could see "Civil Expirement" or something in his server list

• I'm really bored

• you're all a bunch of faggots

• I'm Bonkill

• Ever time someone from Dorado posts, "It's Tough to Be a God" gets stuck in my head.

• I actually like the guys in the Irongrad discord. I've only been on the server one or two days now and they've really made me feel at home!

• I am attracted to my first cousin.

• I almost killed myself in march and I'm still struggling with depression and anxiety issues stemming from an abusive childhood

• I think the shitposting on CivEx needs a tune-up. I hope to usher in an era of high-quality shitposts the likes of which has never been witnessed before.

• Oh, yeah, and um, I'm also secretly dealing with intense feelings of self-loathing and worry for the future. That do it for the sad part?

• I find almost none of the shitposts funny. Particularly the "self awareness" of the "shitposting", where it's not just low-effort, but basically low-effort INTENTIONALLY, because the "low-effort shitposts" are apparently the funniest. They're honestly barely even shitposts, the majority of it is basically just stupid spam that would be deleted off any other subreddit, but the admins tolerate because they don't want to "kill the community". None of it is really funny, none of it is "memes", it's almost all forced, and it honestly makes the entire community seem like 8-year-olds. Every other kid thinks the're a cool "memester" when really they're just borderline cringeworthy. I almost don't even want to play 3.0 any more because there's honestly just so many annoying people. Though at the same time I don't want to say anything at all because I feel like I'd just be a killjoy.

• I spent weeks plotting the destruction of Irongrad for the memes, but really hurt one of my friends tearing it apart

• I'm here for the booze

that is all friends

goodbye