As blessed by His Majesty King Sashimii of the Commonwealth, I am henceforth named Prince of the Borough of Queensport. I have absolutely zero official powers, and I aim to keep it that way. However, upon receiving this honorary title, I pledge to do the following deeds for the people of Queensport and the Commonwealth from my own goodwill and wallet:

To live up to the name Queen sport, I shall organise an international sporting event exclusively for drag queens.

I shall erect a statue of The Bad Guy, which will include a sign to be updated to be the most hated person in the Commonwealth at the time. There shall be a fully stocked chest of eggs with which to pelt said statue with at the leisure of good citizens.

I shall build a bar where any man, woman, child, and/or other may drink to their heart's content.

I shall appoint one lucky Commonwealther as my personal squire, whose responsibilities will be limited to showering newfriends with roses upon entry to the Commonwealth. CV, clean track record and minimal experience in floristry required.

Yours,

Prince Toastedspikes the Eternally Flamboyant, of Queensport (OBE, PhD, MA, OMG, QqM, oAR)