Interim Judge FriedrichHayek representin' the Sovereign.

Higgenbottoms brings suit against BelovedDictator alleging he illegally entered his shop at Monument Park, under the pretense of a legal search, and acquired an assortment of goods through what amounts to unlawful theft. In addition to this, he alleges he has been evicted from the premises without refund, as well as had his shop closed off temporarily, causing lost revenue.

Each party will post opening statements. Within those opening statements, parties should include all arguments pertaining to their interests in the property, including corroborating evidence. Finally, litigants are also asked to provide a list of any damages in their opening statements, as well as sought restitution for alleged crimes.

Each party may respond to each other party's opening statements once, to which the original party will have one (1) post to reply. Replies may only focus on subjects that have been covered in the post to which they are replying.

Any other person with an interest in the property may petition the court to be admitted to the case.

Litigants may appoint an attorney if they so choose.

I call this courtroom to order.