Good morning Aurora.

It has come to my attention that groups of you children are breaking away from our history.

our tradition.

our Red Hats.

It makes me sick. The Red Hats protected this city. The Red Hats upheld it's laws. The very ground you walk on was paved, terraformed, harvested, developed, and cultivated by the blood, sweat, and tears of the Red Hats and now you shame them with your multi-colored hat-wearing, land-grabbing, wealth-squandering, COMMUNIST LOVING WAYS.

This cannot stand. IT WILL NOT STAND.

Beginning tomorrow, July 31st, 2015

I have declared war on all differently-colored leather hat wearing players within the Downtown district of Aurora. If anybody is seen wearing any leather hat other than RED in the downtown district will be swiftly attacked by my iron armoured, red leather hat wearing, stone sword carrying Red Hat amigos and I. (yea.. not about to waste prot on this). You will not be pearled, and your items will be left in a reinforced chest where your ugly hat-wearing body fell.

RED HATS: FOLLOW ME IN MY CAUSE! PROTECT THE DOWNTOWN DISTRICT.

PROTECT YOUR HONOR!

OTHER HATS: STAY OFF MY LAWN

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