Hello everyone,

Do not resist. I urge you to offer fealty to the new king, iusethisforgood. He clearly has our best interests at heart, and I think the city has a bright future under his command. Do not resist. Offer him whatever gifts that you feel comfortable with as a sign of good faith. You will surely be rewarded for your loyalty. Do not resist. This is the dawn of a new era--an era of exciting new opportunities and possibilities. Aeon is poised to become something more. Something Better. Something transcendent. Do not resist. It is progress.

Thank you,

Laudermilk

Judicial Councilor of Aeon

Elite Shadow Council Assassin

Cat Master

Proud Servant of the New King iusethisforgood