This is an ongoing investigation into the activities of u/gotforced on Thursday July 2 at 04:14 (GMT-0700).

Presented below is all the current information and evidence on public record at the City of Aurum. Eyewitnesses can use the anonymous tip line that is my inbox. All information will be collected to be presented to prosecutors, the court, and any other relevant party.

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[EVIDENCE 1]

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There is a person wandering along the marketplace. It's a sunny afternoon, so many of Aurum's residents populate the streets. From the corner of their eyes, hiding behind sunglasses, they spot the Golden Taco.

It is prominently displayed on the counter of the best taco stand in the city. Making sure to blend in with the crowds the Assistant strolls towards the Taco stand. Jumping into action the Thief distracts the police, now, quickly the Assistant graps the Golden Taco and runs away.

The police's eyes dart to the Assistant. Standing in shock the police can't seem to do anything! The Assistant sees their chance, jumps smoothly on a hidden motorcycle and drives away. The police stirr, trying to resume action, but Oh No the Assistant is long gone.

Suggested charges: Theft of Golden Taco

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[EVIDENCE 2]

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VROOM I rev my engine and flee...

Suggested charges: Fleeing the scene

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This report will be updated as new evidence comes in.

[UPDATE]

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He purchased coins

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Tags: u/mrslugo I would tag the appropriate people but I don't know since the wiki still won't work.