After 12 hours in the ER just barely getting some kind of pain relief only to have them bring me 1) no pain meds and 2) anti-anxiety drugs that I did not ask for .... my filter broke and I just looked at the doctor/nurse and said "how about we just pretend for 30 seconds that I had a penis and therefore I had more diagnoses available to me other than "fat" or "anxious"

I don't think I've ever seen a human's face turn that color of red/purple.

Update: holy crap you guys. I was just venting and j accidentally did a popular. Wow. Anyway.... good news-- they finally gave me pain meds. Bad news, still in the hospital because apparently I've broken my back twice. One a few weeks ago that they saw was partially healed and one the day before yesterday or whenever it was that I posted out of sheer frustration! So not only did they blow me off this time, but I have proof that they also blew me off last time. Sigh. Same as it ever was.

You guys are definitely making my hospital stay! And boy did I need it, I have litterally had 3 weeks out of the hospital since February.

Oh! And as far as the response, she turned red, then said "I'm not going to talk to you if you are going to say that!" Like a toddler, then turned and left... I was about to completely loose it at that point when magically a large dose of morphine appeared in less than 5 mins while I was still trying to figure out wtf I was going to do!