*Had to label this as NSFW, because of words I include in this post.

Isn’t dating fun? Isn’t looking for someone fun?

- “Uh, hello? Anyone there? Yes, hello. I’m, uh, I’m looking for Somebody. Can you tell me where she is?

- No, I don’t know her name.

- Uh, no but I’ll know what she looks like when I see her.”

- No, she doesn’t know me either, I’m afraid, but I’m here to find her anyway”.

Seriously, isn’t this fun? No one else finds it fun?

Anyway, if you’re here, then please get back to me, because I’ve been looking for you everywhere.

I'm looking for something that shall become serious. Therefore, if you're serious too, then allow me to introduce myself.

Child-free... I don't desire children, so this is the biggest dealbreaker.

I'm happy with a long-term relationship, as long as you're in Europe and I can fly to you. It'd be nice for us to go traveling too. I’d be willing to travel that bit of distance for someone truly serious, and hopefully, she’d feel the same. My work allows that too, so not just holidays.

I want to continue living in Europe. This means I won't be moving to North America, Asia or any other continent. Visiting, sure, living, no.

I'm hugely into languages, I can cook, I am very disciplined with finances, and am fit. It's important to me that you make an effort to be as healthy as you can be. I don't believe in perfection but in being the best version I can be, and I want my partner to help me become the best I can be, and I her. If you're looking for someone, then you gotta put in a bit of work too, and I'd like to be with someone who understands that.

As a Christian, I am non-denominational. I also value simplicity as part of my faith. I don't mind Catholic, Protestant or Orthodox. I will totally respect your path, and I expect you respect mine.

I believe that kindness is a virtue, but I don’t consider myself a “nice guy”. Good guy would describe me better.

I love to lightly tease, and I love to make naughty jokes, because I love to express my naughty and mischievous side with my lover. I can be too serious, so I love being able to truly be myself with someone.

I never like to describe my positive traits, because I prefer others to do that for me. However, one thing I can 100% say about me is that I am a great listener and am able to be very understanding. That is something I can 100% stand by. I like being listened to as well, because I believe conversations are a two-way street.

I'm introverted and don't like nightlife, and I’d prefer things that involve small groups rather than large groups with my partner. That said, I have good social skills, it's not like I'm a hermit. I love to keep an element of simplicity in everything I do, and that’s a vital ingredient in creating special memories together with my partner.

Age-wise, I prefer 23 - 36. I prefer you don't smoke, take any drugs or drink too much... I do none of those.

Don't worry, not gonna send *bleep* pics and I guarantee respect in every message... and expect the same back.

Just so you know, monosyllabic answers totally undo a conversation. The way I see it, if you're looking for someone, then you gotta put in the work, and I'd like to be with someone who understands that. I put effort into conversations, and frankly, don’t wanna spend ages texting.

So if anyone sees her, can you let me know and DM me with her pic? I’ll know then that it’s her! I’ll send my pic too, so you’ll know from my good looks. And uh, we gotta catch up on voice chat some time, too! We’ve never done that before. If you see this, please do get back to me.

Cheers everyone and take care.