A guy in our friend group (none of us are watch guys) managed to inherit a legit Rolex and has to turned into a huge snobby dick about it. He’s not rich or fancy or stylish or anything but won’t shut up about his Rolex that grandpa left him and now finds every opportunity to bring it up in conversation.

The rest of the guys (and some of the gals) in our extended friend group have decided we all want to buy clear and obvious shitters that we can wear to group gatherings so anytime he brings up his watch again we can respond talking about our own super fancy watches, which are clearly fakes.

So, what’s the best place to buy “replica” or “tribute” watches? Would be a plus if they actually kept time as it would also be funny to wear a flash looking shitter to my blue collar industrial job.