I've been looking for ridiculous item for like 2 years, and I just found a manufacturer in China that will send it to me for free if I pay shipping charges to the US, which I know are outrageously expensive. He said that I would have to have someone pick it up from his warehouse and then ship it to me, but I have absolutely no idea how that would work. Does China have a cheap courier type service? I know FedEx operates there but I think that would be way too cost prohibitive. I read about Yuna Express but I can't figure out how to get an actual quote from their website. More than likely the cost is going to be way more than the item is even worth, but I figured it's worth trying.