I’m 35 years old, white, stably employed and socially well-adjusted. I stand a very common 5’10” with an average build, though people tell me I’m “skinny” more than anything else. Not sure how I’d describe the rest of my physical appearance to a man for the purpose of this post, so instead I’ll just say that women tend to find me attractive, even if it maybe takes them a little while sometimes.

Yes, I have a penis — it is circumcised, it’s of above-average length and exactly-average girth, and it works the way it’s supposed to. I am free from sexually transmitted infections and diseases and, thankfully, have never experienced what it’s like to have one. And I’m looking to keep it that way.

I’m straight as can be, with decades of super-hetero partnerships and flings, and have never once had a serious thought along the lines of “Woah, that guy is cute. I wonder what it would be like to suck his dick,” but…here we are. I’m looking to get a couple things out of my system while single for the first time basically ever, and this is one of those things.

I’m looking to host at my home in Bridgeport for a one-time thing with…well, a man.

In a perfect world, that man is pretty similar to me as described above, but we all know the world is not perfect. If you’re a little younger, a little older, whiter than a bedsheet, not white at all, skinnier, fatter, it doesn’t really matter a ton to me. You can be straight, you can be bi, curious, experimenting. You can be gay. You can be whatever you want, so long as you are NONE of the following:

1) the bad/disruptive kind of crazy 2) dishonest 3) dirty or unkempt 4) someone who refuses to read all of this

Is that you? And are you still interested? Then read on!

So what would we do? Well, I’m looking to invite you in and make as much or as little small talk as we need to feel comfortable with one another. If it all feels okay, then we’ll touch each other in various ways and in various places for as long as we both want to. Is it still going okay? Am I not freaking out? Okay, well maybe we both sit down, remove some pants, and start thinking about whether or not it’s a good time for oral. And maybe I am looking to give as well as receive. And I’d like for it to take a little time. No reason to rush it. Only doing this once, after all.

I am NOT interested in, and am not looking to do any penetrative / anal sex. And no, you won’t convince me.

Does that sound like a good, fun time to you? Are you prepared to do a little talking with me online to ease any concerns I have, or for me to do the same for you? Get in touch privately with basic information and I’ll respond promptly. If it feels okay, we can move the conversation to a different platform that doesn’t store messages for all eternity. If that feels okay, maybe we start figuring out when you should come over…