[I'm trying to submit this on r/chicagor4r but they're real sticklers with the format!]

Well hi! You may know me as that reddit slut that got away. Well, this time, I'm gonna try my darndest to get this to happen- but I'll need help. You can all have your way with me, cum inside of all my holes. Take a video. Anything you want (within my personal consent and safety rules)--- and I can take a lot. Slap me, tear my clothes. Ruin my holes and load me with cum.

All I ask is for Crystal clear consent. I need real test results from 2 weeks prior- including abstinence to ensure accurate results. There will be a bouncer present to check your ID. At the door. 24 only (willing to negotiate). Im asking for some friendly gentlemen who are willing to go the extra mile.

And I will make it worth your while. I can arrange to have beverages (including NA) available. Not only is it great to fuck people that I can trust and have fun with, I also get very, very wet for people who care about safety. I'm a nasty, nasty slut. I love bisexual men and I love to eat ass. We can make a group chat as we go and make a plan about whatever you'd like- tying me up, CNC roleplay, etc.

There's a lot of people on this subreddit, and chances are you've seen me on a certain app that is a play on the world "field." There's a user of that app who's initials are "G P"- and you saw her with the Devil. 😘🤪🧹🪄

I am not asking anyone to pay for this experience. I am, however, insistent that everyone who attends is a polite party guest who can be mature, open minded and willing to worship my body like the beautiful object it is. All sizes and genders and sexualities welcome, however I will be leaning towards the more masculine candidates in my decision making process. I'd love to be stuffed with cocks. I want to be the hottest filthiest slut in the entire world (I've got a terrible praise kink🥺💋😼).

Finally, I require some help. Its really difficult being as working-class slut like myself and plan a party for 6 sti-cleared guests at the same time. I am opening my holes for all worthy applicants, I hope you could in turn treat me like a lady. Chivalry isn't dead 😝😈💋😻 this is a big dirty-30th birthday for myself, and I'd like for it to be relatively easy to plan and execute.

So DM me boys and bois, see yall soon. Help me exit my 20's with a bang 😏😘🥵