This sub is open-minded enough to understand how you can kinda love dick without being sexually attracted to MEN, right? Like the idea of kissing a dude or a staring down a hairy butthole, 100% absolute total yuck no thank you. Where intimacy is concerned I’m very straight (but not narrow).

But I really want to worship, tease, massage and gobble a big, clean throbber at least once in my life. Maybe because I can’t reach my own, or maybe to see if I’m as good at it as many women have told me I am at eating pussy. I’m a giver! In my perfect scenario you’d be an extremely convincing trap, but that’s wishing for a real unicorn. I’m here all week and my evenings are open. I can travel. Discreet! Mid-40s and often complimented that I look younger than I am. Average… everything. 170, 5’10” bearded dad vibes. Hairy but trimmed, my body is not off limits. Casual and humorous but awkward. Suggest something, and let me see that tasty meat!

AND OMG WHY IS THIS END OF TOWN SO DEAD