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50 [M4F] #Orland Park - Educated, professional guy with a kinky streak seeks educated, professional gal with a kinky streak for strictly platonic chitchat (yeah...no)
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Good-Key-9808 is a male age 50 looking for a female in Orland
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Miss the butterflies in your stomach? The thrill of meeting someone new? Want to try sexy things your spouse isn't interested in? Yeah, me too.

I read a statistic that 26% of women haven't had sex in the last year. That's a FUCKING tragedy (pun intended). Life is short. Before you know it you'll be drooling on yourself in a nursing home. You could get hit by a car tomorrow. What are you going to be thinking as you lay in the street gasping out your last breath: "Damn, I'm really glad I stayed home and watched Seinfeld reruns last night!"? What a waste that would be. Let's live a little while we can.

I've lived "a life less ordinary". Ask me about it. I'm apparently (I just heard about this recently, and as the shoe seems to fit...) a "sigma" male. Perhaps even a "pleasure dom". But in general I hate labels.

I'm painfully honest and won't flake or pull bullshit. That by itself should be worth something. As a bonus, no diseases and a vasectomy. 5ft 10in. Dad bod? Yeah. Stamina? Almost too much. Toys? Essential.

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a male
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50
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a female
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