Because I know all you care about is a picture, there's one in my profile. Haha. If you're feeling comfortable and are interested (seriously, no pressure), I'd appreciate a picture if you send me a message!

So I know I posted in r/chicagor4r, but I also wanted to post here because I think this is actually the subreddit where my last FWB found me from (I remember because when he told me which suburb he was from, I thought it was a made-up place haha).

Anyway, woo, I just looked through my post history, and I guess the last time I used my throwaway account was back in October 2023 when I was excited about 1989 TV. And yet here we are 1.25 years later, and I'm once again looking for a hook-up (and Reputation TV when?). Lol. Anyway, even though it's 2025, I have not changed what I am looking for - I'm just looking to unwind... and get dick. Definitely dick.

I love how not much has changed since I last posted. Lol. I'll take it a step further and copy forward what I wrote last time but with brackets to indicate updates!

I [still] live in the West Loop neighborhood, and I'm [still] mostly just looking for a FWB. I'm 31 [ooh, that's up from 30] years old, 5'8, 180 pounds [hell yeah this hasn't changed], white [lmao bruh with the pistachio latte from Starbucks, this absolutely has not changed]. Sexually, I'm pretty open to most things except for the things that you might do on the toilet [yep, still holds]. Haha. I'm pretty bad at describing myself, mostly because I never know what to include in these posts (as this shitty post might get across), but I am happy to answer any questions [yep, still can't describe myself worth shit].

I'll also be completely honest - a lot of my coworkers are married men, and I've developed a bit of an interest in messing around with a married man. Haha. I've never actually done it, but while I'm out here being a "SLUT!" (see what I did there with that 1989 reference), might as well be an honest slut. Haha. BUT I will say that I do get tested regularly for STDs, and my last test did come out negative... which wasn't too much of a surprise since I haven't had sex in a while. Haha.

Okay so the above doesn't hold as much truth since the last time I posted, I actually did end up hooking up with a married man... like a lot - 10/10 would play with you again. Very NSA thing, and we ended things when he moved. Haha. But let me be very clear and say that I still do get regularly tested for STDs and am still negative. Realistically, I'm also just posting because I haven't gotten laid in a while. Haha. But now I can confidently say hooking up with a married man definitely is a kink of mine. Haha.

Anyway, I also want to be completely transparent and say I'm out of town in an AirBnB until Monday. Buuuut I figured it might be nice to come back to Chicago with some dick waiting. Haha.