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38 [M4F] Elmhurst - sit on my face tonight?
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Classic visiting for work? Wrong! I was abducted by aliens, spent decades onboard their space ship learning their language and culture, slowly fashioned an alien body suit in secret, performed a hostile takeover of their craft, and crash landed in the UP of Michigan. I've trekked from there to here by foot, surviving on cooked alien meat. And now I want to go down on a woman to celebrate my return to society. Can you please pass the maple syrup?
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a male
Age
38
Looking For
a female
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