It’s getting to be evening time and you will be headed home from a long day of work. Stress gets at all of us, myself included. There are a few things that help manage. Alcohol, not a bad choice. Weed, also not a terrible choice. An orgasm would definitely fit the bill. What if we smoked or drank and then worked each other’s bodies until we cum? That sounds like a perfect evening!

Who am I? A nobody really. You may have passed by me in the grocery store, maybe I was right next to you in traffic. Maybe I was standing behind you in the grocery store. I am pretty nonchalant, I’m a pretty normal guy on the outside. But just below my skin lies in wait a supremely sexual being waiting desperately to be unleashed upon some lucky woman. Maybe someone just like yourself.

I don’t have a monster cock, and I don’t wrap rubber bands around my penis to make it bigger. I am a natural man with a decent penis (7”), a whole lot of stamina and an oral fixation that will make you blush. I love to talk dirty in bed and I love watching women orgasm. I also really enjoy having my penis sucked, but what man doesn’t.

So why am I here? Well, a couple of reasons. One, dating apps are fucking terrible and I’m not paying $30 per week to see who matched with me. Two, I have small children that stay with me leaving precious little time for me to go out and try to meet women the old fashioned way. Three, I figured that if I give it my best effort maybe I can make something happen.

I am a 35 year old teacher whom is recently divorced. I have an incredibly high sex drive, and there is only so much that lotion and my hand can provide me with. The female body is a beautiful thing and I enjoy you women very much. I promise you I am real, and I take care of myself quite well. I do have a dad bod, but it’s nothing egregious. For the past 12 years, I have only had sex with one person and as of my last check up, I have no STD’s.

Whatever situation you are currently in, I don’t much care. I totally understand that people have needs that sometimes go unfulfilled for a very long time. Why do you think I got a divorce? This doesn’t have to be a life altering event for either of us. Instead it’s just two consenting adults participating in a sexual relationship.

So if you find yourself alone and thinking about what it would be like to have a man touch you, I can be that man for you. There is no shame in wanting sex or feeling like you need it. Think of me and hit me up. We will talk and get to know one another and exchange some pictures. If we are feeling the vibes, then let’s move forward. If not then it’s okay to move on.

I also am very open to all women of all ages and body types. Don’t be discouraged from reaching out to me, let me decide what I do and don’t like. I may surprise you in my taste of women.

Anyway, I hope to hear from you if you are interested. If not, then I hope you have a great day!

Edit: I almost forgot, I am 420 friendly and I can provide if you are interested. I just bought some really good stuff. Alcohol is totally cool as well and I can bring some as well. I am also very cool with using protection and will provide my own as well.