I'm not alone, but dreadfully lonely.
I'm looking for a pen-pal, an imaginary friend. Someone, never further than my pocket, whom I can be authentic with. A surrogate who understands the need for connection but also isn't looking to change their situation.
Here's a word-salad for you: I'm a big, burly, broad-shouldered, bald, bearded, bespectacled, blaspheming, bi-curious-curious bibliophile. mixed-marriage (WMAF), dead-bedroom, dad-joker, logophile, old-school-gamer, dungeon-master, game-designer, inconsistent hyphenator, illustrator, pun-lover, movie-nerd, regular-nerd, bad-movie-nerd, several-kinds-of-nerd, apostate, infidel, ex-cultist, hard atheist, serial-comma enthusiast, and insomniac. In a nutshell Iām progressive, pro-choice, pro-weed, pro-science, anti-fascist, anti-hate, anti-theist. Sex-positive. If libraries had bouncers they'd look like me. Curmudgeonly, Avuncular, Highlander-esque, Viking-like.
I like stoners, science, progressive politics, pulp sci-fi, terrible movies, tattoos, piercings, artificial hair colors, drawing, getting on soap-boxes, and bonding over media.
Ask me for a dad joke so I know you're not a crypto-scammer. Worst case scenario we don't hit it off and you get a free dad-joke.
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