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26 [M4F] #NW Burbs, kinky goofball looking for a companion.
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comeonbruhsmh is a male age 26 looking for a female in NW
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This isn’t the first time I’ve written a personal and I’d be shocked if it was the last, fuck it 🤷🏻‍♂️ I’ve been single for too long, and deeply crave companionship. Whether it’s just a close friends and fooling around dynamic or a full on relationship, something’s gotta shift. I miss having a squeeze, and idk if you’ve noticed, but dating apps ain’t it.

Long story short, I’m into some fuckin’ freaky shit. I don’t love it about myself, but I tend to get off on a little sadism thrown in with typical dominance in bed. That being said, consent is above all, and coercion doesn’t fly with me either. No virtue signaling intended; I’m a feminist up until my blood flow’s redirected from my brain to my dick 🤦🏻‍♂️

A bit about me:

-5”8’, redheaded, handsome qualities, full & well trimmed beard, currently on a gym binge and have worked off damn near all the pandemic pounds

-For the sake of getting it out of the way, slightly over average dick, thick enough to make you stretch, curved

-I work in an office environment, but I’ve always had a passion for making art. Been playing guitar on and off for 15 years, big on Midwest emo, metal, hip hop, anything but country 😂

-Empathetic, major goofball vibes, play it by ear personality, I’m 50/50 on being either the life of the party or in the corner with the dog

-Realistic outlook, a bit of a positive nihilist

-Live with a roommate I’ve known most of my life, love the dude to death

-420 friendly but only smoke on occasion. It’s not really for me anymore

Hit me up if you’re interested! Of course I’d be looking to connect a bit beforehand, trade pictures and see if the dynamic clicks.

(Sorry, but no, I’m not bi-curious. Did you read the title, bud? Strictly looking for women. Not looking for pay to play encounters either, thank you.)

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2 years ago