He never gave me back the Yu-Gi-Oh card I LENT to him when we were in preschool (it was a blue eyed white dragon)

Dude has been struggling mentally for a while now, and I don't want to risk him doing reckless things if he were to find out. Especially not when he's my go-to designated driver

I may or may not owe him 500 bucks, and I feel like if told him, it would not only destroy his relationship, but also our friendship. And since I'm not made outta money, it will take a while until I'll have paid him back

I actually did confront his gf some time ago about what I saw. Obviously, I was not gonna take shit from her, and ferociously defended my buddy against this harlot and her excuses and justifications. But then she accused me of not being a 'teamplayer' (like she is) or an 'oomfie', whether the hell that means, which sounded important me, since I didn't wanna get canceled for not being a feminist. So, until I find out what that an 'oomfie' i-, oh wait, I have to use Twitter for that one, right? OK, then nah.

He gave me one of his kidneys. It was only the second best of the two.

The guys who fucked his gf and still regularly fuck her offered me 500 bucks to keep quiet

I feel like I need your guys' opinion on this before I make a mistake. Btw, she told him she's off to yoga class now, but she just send me a pic of her making peace signs while riding the huge cock of my buddy's work rival....with her ass. When I subtly asked him about their sex life, my best friend's nose wrinkled in disgust and he assured me neither him nor his gf were into that sort of thing. Either way, what y'all thinking? 🤔