After Cali-girl I took a little break - not by choice! Similar to the break I took after Thunder Thighs (adventure #6), I deleted my accounts and swore I'd never do this debauchery again! Here's what happened ...

A response came in from one of my ads, it felt sketchy from the start ... way too young (twenties), photos way too hot (so hot!!!!) and wanted to meet up the next day. My spider sense was a tingling, but my balls were also (so hot!) ... against my better judgement I agreed to a meet up midday in the parking lot about 20 minutes from my work. Our meetup was early enough so if we did indeed hit it off, we still had plenty of time to get a room. She was very flirty and sounded incredible in bed!

Again! Red flags galore ... so I decided to get to the park early and check things out. I backed into a spot that was near the exit, so it would be easy to get out of there if things didn't work out. We each gave descriptions of our cars, she would be driving a forest green Mustang. Because of the location I was parked in, I could see the green Mustang drive in and as the car pulled into the parking spot next to me I could see that it wasn't a hot twenty something chick, it was a dude! A pissed off dude. Fuck! And he had parked close enough to me that I was unable to open my car door, even if I wanted to. The most fucked up thing is he knew everything about me! He knew my name, my wife's name, my kids name and as I was about to find out as I drove away ... he knew my cell number! Someone how he had hacked into all of my information!

As I drove away, my cell phone rang and it was HIM!!!! WTF! We talked for about 20 minutes or so and I found out that he did this sort of thing all the time. He had been cheated on and wanted to teach guys like me a lesson! He told me that if I deleted my ads and closed my yahoo email account he wouldn't tell my boss (knew his name too) or my wife. I agreed to his demands and closed down EVERYTHING!

Just like with Thunder Thighs I was done, a changed man. As the weeks went by I never heard back from the guy in the forrest green Mustang, I figured I was in the clear! I opened up a new email address and a new Craigslist account. I reinvented myself, a few years younger, an inch taller, I was a "runner", no longer a "hockey player". I even adjusted my writing style, more cocky, quicker to the point. My first masterpiece was titled "A Somewhat Sexy Guy", it didn't take more than 15 minutes for my ad to go live and another 15 for the first response. Guess who! The Mustang guy! No fucking shit! Only this time I knew exactly who he was, he used the same photo of the way too young and hot girl that wasn't getting enough at home.

The next response though was from a woman who was a bit older than me, later to be know as the Gusher! We totally hit it off. Sex with her hubs had fizzled and she was looking for a new lover. She was spunky, a total smart ass (as you'll find out soon enough) and very cute. Your average mom from the burbs, with a great smile, huge tits and loved to ride!

We chatted for a few weeks and she finally talked me into meeting. I told her I would only meet with her if she helped me out with my Pink Motel fantasy (see past adventures). She agreed! We agreed that I'd get the room, email her the room number and she would make her way on up. I email her and she said "give me 20 minutes", not five minutes later there was a knock on the door ... I checked the peep hole to make sure it wasn't my wife or the Mustang DUDE and the hole was black. Turns out she was covering the hole with her thumb ... total smart ass! I almost didn't open the door!

She came in, we had a laugh and I explained why I was freaked out. She said she was sorry and wanted to make it up to me, plus she was dying to know what I was "working with"! She pushed me back and took my socks off then crawled up and started sucking my now hard cock through my jeans, then unbuckled my belt, my snap, my zipper before pulling my pants all the way off. She gave me an incredible blow job for a few minutes before I absolutely blasted off in her mouth! She loved it and it turns out that she never wanted me to cum inside her, she always asked that I pull out and finish in her mouth!

I ended up cumming three times that day - all in her mouth! She had a great time to, as I mentioned, she loved to ride and rode me to many, many, many extremely wet orgasms. My waist, legs and belly were soaked ... she soaked both side of the bed and one side of the other bed - double queen room! After we parted she quit responding and sending me emails, I figured it was a one time thing until a few weeks later an email appeared "meet me tomorrow at three ... !"

I ended up seeing the Gusher for six months or so - same scenario - rode me to multiple orgasms, swallow everything I had to give her and then gone. She basically completely used me and then would disappear for a few weeks before popping back into my emails.

Eight days after the first adventure with the Gusher, I had my first adventure with the Sad Face!

I wonder what happened to the Mustang guy ... he never bugged me again. I imagine he crossed the wrong cheater and got beat to a pulp!

My (M45) Cheating Story - Ch. 23 ... the Sad Face! Stay Tuned!