You know sometimes when you look into someone's eyes you can just tell that they're not all there. Well, she was not all there. But that's OK, because she was super cute and a lot of fun in bed! And, she was the first red head that I ever fucked!

She answered my ad titled "bitching about our spouses" ... and boy did she have a lot to say! Turns out her kids lived with her ex-husband and her current one worked insane hours. She bitched about his schedule, how he was lousy in bed (small penis), how he never asked how her day was.

We chatted off and on for a few weeks and just as I was starting to lose interest in her, she asked me if I wanted her to shave her pussy or leave it trimmed when we meet! I requested her to leave it trimmed, as I've never been with a red head before and I wanted the whole experience. And boy did I get it!

I suppose I can skip ahead and tell you how she got her moniker -"The Crazy Red Head".

We actually got together twice, both times in the exact same hotel room. Once in 2012, then again when she reached out in 2014. The sex with her was different from the first time to the second. The first time, she was commenting on how large my cock was. Like really made mention of it. "You're so thick, it feels like you're tearing me apart." The second time, she made no mention of it except for saying I was still really good in bed.

So, besides the vacant, goofy look in her eyes, and her popping in and out of my life and the fact that over the course of a year and a half she actually learned how to have sex (really, really good sex, like 1000% better), it was the after talk both times that made me think she was completely bat-shit-crazy. I usually enjoy post-coital pillow talk while we rest, chat and prepare for the next round. Her post-coital pillow talk went like this ... "do you think there's really cows on the moon?" "I've seen aliens, not kidding!", then she'd ask "who are you again?", like she'd forgotten who I was and why we there. Then she'd return to the present and get round two started!

Carpet and drapes - you know the deal! All red! Trimmed hair framing in a beautiful tight pussy, lips slightly exposed, but nice and pink. She was super petite, maybe all of 5' 2", with nice tits that had huge, super dark areolas. She had bright green eyes, great lips and was a really good kisser. She told me when we were emailing that if I was to kiss her neck she was all mine. She wasn't kidding! She got almost ravenous!

After the first time, she told me that we couldn't get together again because her husband had found her emails. After the second time, she just stopped emailing all together.

It's too bad that it never worked out for one reason or another, I'm just happy she didn't cut off my dick or anything like that! Because some great experience to be had were just around the corner!

Stay tuned for Ch. 10! Up next another Ex GF and the high school reunion!