Tina! AKA "Thunder Thighs"!

Holy fuck, could that girl fuck! If you've checked out the other chapters you know that in 2012 I had sandwiched an incredible BJ from Thunder Thighs on Tuesday morning with a second hookup with Select Comfort on Wednesday night and then a hotel meetup with Thunder Thighs on Thursday night! Here's how that meetup went:

She set the whole thing up, rented the room, brought the Vodka and the Red Bulls. All I had to was show up and FUCK! I made up an excuse to my wife about playing hockey, which gave me a window of about four hours. Something about the Vodka and the Red Bulls drinks had me setting a new personal best, I came four times in four hours. She was multi-orgasmic as well. Came and came and came. In between, we would have a drink and then fuck some more. I am not even sure that I ever went totally soft!

However, when I came in her for the fourth time, I noticed how big her thighs were and I had a flash back to the night before.

I got in the shower, thinking about those huge thighs and about the saggy skin the night before, my "after sex" mind took over and the fact that I was probably a little drunk, I decided then and there that I would not be meeting Thunder Thighs ... err Tina, again. As I toweled off, I decided to break it to her then and there. Umm ... bad decision! Fucking Vodka! I told her I had a great time, but that this could only be a one-time thing.

Still naked, she got off the bed and started screaming at me (Thunder)! "You just came in me four times and now you're telling me that it won't happen again!" Or something along those lines. I dressed and left.

Later that night I got an email telling me that she told her husband and they were going to find out where I live and "fuck me up!" FUCK!

And you thought this was going to be all sunshine and roses with a few unicorns flying around!

The whole "fuck you up" thing got me to reconsider things. I closed my account on Craigslist and deleted my email address. I NEVER went to the coffee shop by my work again! Not even to this day!

A few weeks went by, Craigslist was now a distant memory. I still hadn't gotten "fucked up" ... I started to think that I was probably in the clear ... but just in case, I would steer clear of Craigslist. Once a cheater, always a cheater though! I was starting to miss the sex and the late night sexy chats. One night I found myself up late having a few beers and started chatting with an ex-gf on Facebook, who was also up late.

We had dated in high school, I actually took her virginity! She was still cute, things got flirty and we decided to meet up for lunch the next day! Turns out she was living the S.A.A.D. lifestyle too!

You know what's going to happen, right! Either way stay tuned for the next chapter!