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The legal info ... all stories are true, everyone is well above 18 and all sex was 100% consensual.
Let me begin my story by saying I am your average married man, have a beautiful wife, three awesome children, a nice home, a great career and many friends. I love to play hockey, golf, hang with friends, work hard (all of which became great cover stories to do what I do).
Honestly, I never thought I would have sex outside my marriage, once I started, well, lets just say it would be too hard to stop! Looking back, I never knew what I would have been missing! Sex in a park, a squirter in my car, a woman that sang the chorus to the song "Sugar" by Maroon 5 (Your sugar. Yes, please. Won't you come and put it down on me?) as I was fucking her, "bathroom girl", "crazy young chick" (who had a pot belly pig as a pet - no shit), the "cake eater", the "belly dancer", the "lawyer", a marriage councilor (not kidding! and she was so hot, I actually lost my erection when I saw her naked ... wtf!), the Super Bowl hookup, another squirter ... this time in my step-fathers bed while I was house sitting, the "pregnant chick" (yep!) ... oh, the stories I will tell!
How did it start? By the time our third kid arrived, my wife's interest in sex started to slow, mine on the other hand decided to go crazy! Here's the story!
Sometime in 2010, my wife introduced me to the Craigslist personals! It was innocent enough, a neighbor of ours had just split with her husband and that night at the neighborhood "Bunco" game, she told the other moms all about the personals. That night, my wife recounted the tales of how Paula was meeting men on Craigslist and hooking up. She told me that Paula had been doing this for sometime now and actual preferred meeting guys in the "Platonic" section ... mostly because it seemed less "trashy". She was recounting how Paula had just met a really nice guy who took her dancing down town and then they "hooked up" later that night!
That night, after my wife retired, I decided to see what this was all about!
I made sure no one was up, the house was quiet and started browsing the ads, in no time at all I found the area my wife was talking about, the Platonic section of Craigslist. Basically a bunch of people acting like they were looking to be "friends" first, but had something else in mind!
Once I got the lingo, I decided that night to make my first post to see if I could get Paula to answer my ad. I work in marketing after all, meeting a newly single thirty-something mom couldn't be that hard, could it?
I created my character, "Tom", opened up a new email address, opened my first Craigslist account and got to writing. I can't even recall what was written, something to do with being recently separated and how I wanted a "friend" to take me out dancing "down town". I know, I know ... after hitting submit, I made sure no history was left (it was after all the "family" computer) and went to bed!
The next day, once I got into work, I decided to check my new email address. You guessed it, Paula had answered my ad! No fucking kidding! I couldn't contain my excitement, I let my coworkers in on the story, as the week went by, it became the running "joke" around the department. I updated the guys on how the Paula story was unfolding!
It was all innocent enough that first day, but by that first night, well lets just say that Paula was ready to move faster than my make believe character was. I basically had described him as, me. Yikes. She loved the description, white male, baby blue eyes, 5' 10" and just a hair under 200 pounds, muscular with a great "hockey butt". The fact that my fictional character played hockey, was a huge hit. As the weeks went by I found out that Paula actually had a small crush on the real me, for the simple reason that I was a great dad, husband and that I was a hockey player - turns out her ex, was none of those.
It started out innocently enough, but by that first hour of chatting that night, I wanted to run down the street and make Paula mine for real! (Of course that could never happen.) I never knew that she was so naughty - from the sounds of it WAY naughtier than my wife! As we called it a night, the last message arrived with a face pic from Paula and a promise for more!
On that second night of chatting over email, she sent me a riskier photo ... we ended up having "cyber sex" that night. How wild, considering she was across the street and three houses down. By the weekend, I had seen Paula completely naked, received a video of her masturbating, and pretty much knew her sexual history! She wanted to see what I had been playing with all week ... my first "dick pic"! She loved it!
As the weeks went by, the demand for something I couldn't do (meet in person) became too much and Paula lost interest. I was a little bummed, but honestly I was ready to see if I could make this work with someone I could actually meet in person.
Stay tuned to hear all about my first adventure(s) with "Tall Run Chick"!
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