Well, I am batting a 1000 trying to find an internet friend. I am just looking for someone to text with on a daily basis (preferably Telegram) share some jokes, get to know each other and maybe in the evenings talk on the cellular telephone or play some games (consoles here). I understand people get busy so I dont expect constant texting but a normal routine would be nice.

I never know what to write here to convince someone to talk to me, I mean I'm a dude on the internet trying to talk to other people from the internet. I like to think I have a good sense of humor, a good listener who doesn't try to give you cliché' advice when you have a problem and an honest person.

If you want some pop culture things to base your assessment on, I love watching bad movies (MST3K style), I collect VHS tapes and a huge retro game collector, I love paranormal reenactment shows like old school Unsolved Mysteries, I think I have seen every Dateline, current favorite band is Cannons and my song of the week is D.A.N.C.E by Justice and I think theres like 7 or 8 more things about me but I gotta leave a little mystery. If I really like you I will doodle you a picture of your choosing but you gotta earn like 100 cool points for that. (please note, the doodle will be of poor quality)

I wasn't kidding about the whole virtual reality thing either. Something I would very much like to try is hanging out using Oculus Quest (I have the 2). I never really thought about it till recently how cool it be after getting to know each other a bit and meet up in virtual reality. It just sounds so Sci-Fi and futuristic thing to do. I mean the damn thing is just collecting dust so might as well get some use out of it. Just something I think would be a fun experiment.

Anyway if any of this appeals to you then send me a message, and hell if none of this appeals to you message me anyway, opposites attract. I prefer old style of messaging on Reddit and not the crappy instant messenger thing that never alerts me. Tell me your age and a movie you hate (so I know you are not one of those lurking AI bots) Hope to hear from you.