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Ahoy I've been blown into CHS and need to plunder your booty
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DependentAd6038 is
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Charleston, SC
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Yarrr the winds have blown me into your port to take safe harbor while I restore my provisions arrr. While my sails are being trimmed, let me plunder your booty. I'll make ya walk the plank and then I'll take your booty while your back is turned. Your booty may get wet with seawater, and be forewarned, you may get rammed from astern by a hostile vessel. You'll enjoy swabbing my peg leg with your cannonballs, tis for sure. My hook for hand will be able to reach deep into your treasure chests. I've been living for 36 stormy seasons. No piratess in my home port and my peg leg is clean as a whistle.
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