Hade a game of word bearers vs blood Angels tonight. I won 75-43. He was tabled at the end of my turn 5.

Then the most chaos thing happened.

So for some setup, venomcrawlers had been popping off all game. So tzeench venomcrawler had 2 kill tokens on him at the time of this occurrence. The nurgle venom crawler had only 1 but was also at 1 wound remaining, Chad that he is. All my opponent had left was 2 terminators/w librarian in th centre next to 4 intercessors, and some infiltrators on the right flank.

Oblits shot the termies to death, leaving the librarian who at this point due to the late MoP popping off was at 1 wound. He gets plastered by the tzeench venomcrawler, securing him his third token.

This leaves the tzeench venomcrawler about 4" away from the infiltrators, and the intercessors with their backs to a runied wall, with a nurgle venomcrawler on 1 wound, and karanak the hound of vengeance bearing down on them.

I charge. Everything gets in. But this is where it gets funny

Karanak makes it in with an 8" charge, blood for the blood god.

Nurgle venomcrawler gets in, because he has one token, he gets 7 attacks. Fitting.

Tzeench venomcrawler attacks the infiltrators with 9 attacks. Even more fitting.

My opponent and I realized what has just occurred but then we remember. My posessed. My SLAANESH posessed, the last guy left, had to make 7 5 saves against thunder hammers to live....he made 6.

6!!!!.

This game was truly an offering to the gods.

Army Roster (Chaos - Chaos Space Marines) [1,980pts]

Configuration

Battle Size: 2. Strike Force (2000 Point limit)

Detachment Choice: Slaves to Darkness

Show/Hide Options: Chaos Knights are visible, Khorne Daemons are visible, Legends are visible, Nurgle Daemons are visible, Slaanesh Daemons are visible, Titans are visible, Tzeentch Daemons are visible, Unaligned Forces are visible, Unaligned Fortifications are visible

Character

Dark Apostle [115pts]: Chaos Undivided, Liber Hereticus, Warlord

. 2x Dark Disciple: 2x Close combat weapon

Exalted Champion [70pts]: Chaos Undivided

Heretic Astartes Daemon Prince with wings [215pts]: Khorne, Talisman of Burning Blood

Master of Possession [95pts]: Intoxicating Elixir, Slaanesh

Sorcerer in Terminator Armour [90pts]: Chaos Familiar, Combi-bolter, Tzeentch

Battleline

Cultist Mob [55pts]: 7x Cultist firearm and close combat weapon, Cultist grenade launcher, Heavy stubber, Tzeentch

. Cultist Champion: Cultist firearm and close combat weapon

Legionaries [90pts]: Chaos icon, Tzeentch

. Aspiring Champion: Accursed weapon, Plasma pistol

. Legionary w/ balefire tome

. 2x Legionary w/ boltgun: 2x Bolt pistol, 2x Boltgun, 2x Close combat weapon

. Legionary w/ other weapon: Havoc autocannon

Infantry

Chaos Terminator Squad [195pts]: Tzeentch

. Accursed weapon and combi-bolter

. Heavy weapon: Chainfist, Reaper autocannon

. 3x Power fist and combi-bolter: 3x Combi-bolter, 3x Power fist

Chosen [220pts]: Chaos icon, Chaos Undivided

. 4x Chosen w/ boltgun: 4x Accursed weapon, 4x Bolt pistol, 4x Boltgun

. 4x Chosen w/ combi-weapon and bolt pistol: 4x Accursed weapon, 4x Bolt pistol, 4x Combi-weapon

. 2x Chosen w/ power fist and plasma pistol: 2x Boltgun, 2x Plasma pistol, 2x Power fist

Obliterators [170pts]: Chaos Undivided

. 2x Obliterator: 2x Crushing fists, 2x Fleshmetal guns

Possessed [280pts]: Chaos icon, Slaanesh

. 10x Possessed: 10x Hideous mutations

Vehicle

Venomcrawler [120pts]: Nurgle

Venomcrawler [120pts]: Tzeentch

Allied Units

Flesh Hounds [70pts]

. 4x Flesh Hound: 4x Collar of Khorne, 4x Gore-drenched fangs

. Gore Hound

Karanak [75pts]

Total: [1,980pts]

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